Friday, November 14, 2008

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

You know, it pisses me off how everyone glorifies Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee could kill him. The only reason all the jokes are about Chuck Norris is because he's still alive. If Bruce Lee was still alive, if someone mentioned Chuck Norris, everyone would say, "Who?" I had a huge conversation about this a few days ago, and it has been proven, that the only reason people these days are so in love with Chuck Norris is because they never got to see the awesome that was Bruce Lee, thus making Chuck Norris inferior. If he was still alive, Chuck Norris would piss himself at the mention of Bruce Lee's name.
I'm done.
Bruce Lee ftw.

Monday, November 10, 2008

FUCK YEAH!

My shirts I ordered over two fucking months ago finally came in today and i just noticed them like and hour ago! :D A Disgorge T-shirt, a Deeds of Flesh longsleeve, and a Mortal Decay longsleeve. I can tell you that when I saw the package I shat a hefty amount of bricks.

Monday, October 27, 2008

SHIT DICK FUCK CUNT

Yesterday I found out I was allergic to hay. Not fun. Last night I could not fucking sleep because I was coughing all night. I'm never going near hay again.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

LOLSPEAK

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LOLITSPRETTYSWEET

Saturday, October 25, 2008

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