Friday, November 14, 2008

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

You know, it pisses me off how everyone glorifies Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee could kill him. The only reason all the jokes are about Chuck Norris is because he's still alive. If Bruce Lee was still alive, if someone mentioned Chuck Norris, everyone would say, "Who?" I had a huge conversation about this a few days ago, and it has been proven, that the only reason people these days are so in love with Chuck Norris is because they never got to see the awesome that was Bruce Lee, thus making Chuck Norris inferior. If he was still alive, Chuck Norris would piss himself at the mention of Bruce Lee's name.
I'm done.
Bruce Lee ftw.

2 comments:

Sarah Cylon said...

Well said, sir. Bruce Lee is pretty ballin'.

Balls Butt said...

Damn straight, m'lady. He may be inferior to Denzel Washington, but either way he's superior to Chuck Norris.